>> Dame Vivienne never ceases to surprise.  First, the choice of Pam Anderson as her Spring 2009 campaign face — shot by Juergen Teller at a trailer, no less — and now she's got her eyes on a film.  Not that biopic that has been rumored for years, but rather the Sex and the City sequel — and she doesn't want to just design another dress this time; she wants to write the whole screenplay.

Apparently she's quite set on the idea.  In fact, she's been in contact with the production staff, trying to pitch her storyline, according to a spokesman: "She's been obsessed with the film ever since she saw it. One of her designs was used as the wedding dress.  She has even put in calls to Sarah Jessica Parker about it."

So far, no dice — it's been a case of "don't call us, we'll call you," says the spokesman. "We haven't had any news about it yet, so we don't know what's happening."  Maybe Viv should stick to her day job for now?
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