We get it: you're the type of person who'd rather sneak on by than cause a scene, one who sincerely dreads the idea of engaging in small talk, and one who values alone time rather than a raging party. You're an introvert [1], and while you probably won't be the one to announce it to the world, you sort of wish your clothes would send that message. One that says, "Umm . . . can you not?"
But we are fashion girls [2] first and foremost, and, as with anything we do, we try to combine the best of both worlds — pretty and practical. Read on for a few items that'll help make every introvert's life a little easier, proving that style once again saves the day . . . as well as that rush of delayed embarrassment as you replay an awkward convo in your head.
A Large Pair of Sunglasses
Avoiding the sun while avoiding others? We call that a win-win.
A Hat
Preferably something with a brim, since you don't want to accidentally make eye contact.
No — Like a Really, Really Big Hat
Look for one that can cover the top half of your body, making you unrecognizable in large crowds.
A Hooded Sweater or Shirt
Hoodie down: I welcome you to talk to me. Hoodie up: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
A Really Big Bag
"Sorry, this seat is saved — for my bag."
A Simple Outfit
Just try to find a compliment for my basic, solid t-shirt.
A Decent Phone Case
Since looking at your phone is always a way to avoid conversation.
A Puffy Coat
Or as we like to call them, personal space creators.
Headphones
Headphones on, rest of the world out.
A Shirt That Sends a Message
When all else fails, tell them with your tee.