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Jess_boots >>  Bad news for the fashion world... I mean really, what is the world coming to when the likes of Jessica Simpson (patooey...I speet at zat name) are allowed to have clothing lines?  According to the Wall Street Journal, just that is about to happen.  But Jessica is not out to do any of the dirty work, no, someone else is doing the design -- she just gets to give the stamp of approval.  There will not only be one, but two lines -- JS by Jessica Simpson, exclusive to the Fashion Bug chain, and Princy, a somewhat pricier line for department and specialty stores.  Simpson told the Journal that she "grew up loving clothes."  Well clearly, Jess, that qualifies you for a fashion design job (along with half of the rest of the world).  The line is to launch in August, coinciding with the release of "The Dukes of Hazzard" -- how convenient.  Don't worry Jess, I'll be waiting in line at the nearest Fashion Bug come August.

PS.  Jess, your new music video makes me ashamed to say that I have cowboy boots.  And another thing -- did you have to butcher one of my favorite oldies while at the same time looking so uncannily porn-star-ish?

**sources: washington times, yeeeah.com

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