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Fitness Gifts for A White Elephant Gift Exchange

Fit Gift Guide: White Elephant

Christmas is so near. I can feel it nipping at my heels. I have been sharing some gift guides with you, but in terms of humor, this one takes the cake.

Gag gifts go a long way in my family. It is a hearty tradition! Here are some White Elephant, I mean Ele-fit gifts, for you to consider.

  • Flip-flop Socks: Yep, these split-toe socks were designed especially to be worn with flip-flops. The split is strategically placed to accommodate the thong — the toe kind.
  • Wholesome Wear Swim Suit: This modest swim wear that leaves a lot for the imagination. It combines the swimsuit and beach cover up into one garment. It protects from lustful gazes as well as sun rays.
  • Z-CoiL Sneakers: If Dr. Seuss designed orthopedic shoes, he might have dreamed these up. The shoes are designed to help relieve foot, leg, and back pain by reducing impact to the body.
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bluesarahlou bluesarahlou 9 years
Oh wow...I've seen those swimsuits too...resulted in about 15 minutes of hysterical laughter.
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
The socks are hideous ... socks + sandals = big no no
karisaamy karisaamy 9 years
I always tell one of my friends that I'm going to get her that swimsuit after she saw it on the website for that Family on TLC that has something like 15 kids. It's just so flattering :)
bythesea bythesea 9 years
Uggh, the socks! Awful awful awful
Spectra Spectra 9 years
I used to have a swimsuit very similar to that when I was really fat. Maybe the skirt wasn't THAT long, but it was really granny-like. I wore it to hide my thunder thighs, but I think I stopped wearing it when I saw a really old lady wearing the same suit at the pool.
anned anned 9 years
haha those are a riot! I always head over to the dollar store for cheap but funny gifts. one year I bought a talking parrot alarm clock that chirped "macaw" but it sounded like "f-off"...hilarious!
kia kia 9 years
I sent my Mormon nieces a link to the modest swimsuits a while back and they almost died of laughter. They live in a Mormon community in Utah and one of them got in trouble this year when she went to the pool in a two-piece with her youth group. She was given a large white shirt to throw over it before she was allowed to hang out with her friends. They say they haven't seen anyone wear these suits yet.
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