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Hollywood Cookie Diet: My New Favorite Diet

I don't know about you guys but this new diet I have been reading about sounds like the perfect diet for all of us cookie monsters out there.

Here is a sample meal plan:
Breakfast- 3 Oatmeal raisin cookies with one protein (egg, slice of turkey bacon or piece of ham only)
Snack- 1.5 Cookie (you can pick variety)
Lunch- 4 Lemon cookies with piece of fish (cod, salmon or swordfish only)
Snack- 1.5 cookie (you can pick variety)
Dinner- 4 Peanut Butter cookies with a salad, 12 oz. almonds and 20 oz. water.
Snack- 1.5 cookie (you can pick variety)

Celebs are swearing by this diet due to the incredible (and fast) weight loss possibility, not to mention the high levels of antioxidants, vitamins L, M, N, O and P (wow, that's a lot) and good fats you'll be getting while on this diet. In just two weeks, cookie dieters have reported losing up to 10 pounds (without even hitting the gym). Imagine the benefits if you were working out too! There are only a few brand of cookies that will work with this diet, though there is a long list of those that don't. To find out if your favorite brand of cookies made the cut,

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, there is an actual Hollywood Cookie Diet that seems just as ridiculous as my made-up one. If you ask me, they used the term cookie rather loosely as each cookie is supposed to be a substitute for a meal. Further reiterating why I am not (and will never be) a fan of fad diets... cookies or not.

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iloveatticus iloveatticus 9 years
Just to let you ladies know... I have been on the REAL cookie diet (smart for life program) for 3 weeks now. I have lost 15 pounds so far. Your not eating oreos and chips ahoy all day but the cookies arent that bad and they really curb your hunger. Its real, and it is a great diet. You can actually lose weight eating cookies all day. It is a total of six cookies through out the day and a meal for dinner, 6oz of protein and 2 servings of veggies. This is the only diet that has ever worked for me.
stratosphere stratosphere 9 years
Vitamins L, M, N, O, P? I really hope that there aren't celebrities out there thinking that that's ... right...
Hope5 Hope5 10 years
This is A joke!Right!!
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 10 years
FiveMoreToGo FiveMoreToGo 10 years
Cookie Diet Was On The News Last Night Last nightt on Fox news in New York there was a story about the Cookie Diet. You can see it on their web site:
Megatron Megatron 10 years
That was awesome and mean at the same time! Very good! :D
cubadog cubadog 10 years
This is like my wine diet.
KitsuneO KitsuneO 10 years
That was a low blow!! But all the more fun to get the better of me. :)
arihm arihm 10 years
you had me going for a while there, until you mentioned vitamins L,M,N,O, and P, and then I felt like I was straight out of Sesame Street.
kendallina kendallina 10 years
I totally fell for this! Though, I read it to my fiance and even after he found out it was a joke he said he was still going on "that diet." Ha ha!
wiggle wiggle 10 years
HAHAHAHA - you got me....I forgot to play a joke on my husband. Dang!!!
Lucky-Penny Lucky-Penny 10 years
It probably would work, who could eat if the combo was fish & cookies? Gross!
mom2 mom2 10 years
lemon cookies and salmon - yummie
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 10 years
Aaah! I just saw the April Fool's bit at the bottom! You totally got me! :-D
lorenashley lorenashley 10 years
rookie rookie 10 years
I totally forgot about it being April 1st, but I thought you were being totally sarcastic in trying to make a point. So technically, I didn't fall for it ;-)
llendril llendril 10 years
hilarious. lol
Bee87 Bee87 10 years
Now you got me all disappointed! ;-) I did totally buy it, including the vitamins. I feel stupid...
jessugar jessugar 10 years
hehehehe. well, a girl can dream....
SU3 SU3 10 years
LOL - you girls keep getting me with these April Fools jokes! I actually thought there was a cookie diet - I didn't think it would work, but I actually thought there was one. :ROTFL:
lindalikesyou lindalikesyou 10 years
HAHAHAHA! I actually was falling for this until I got to that ridiculous Vitamins list :] Very good one, although I must say it was a cruel joke--playing with my favorite dessert :]
demonkitty18 demonkitty18 10 years
omg i cant believe i fell fr dat
PSawyer PSawyer 10 years
wow that's disspaointing. i got so excited.
bsella bsella 10 years
I totally bought it! I bought the vitamins too!
Athena1 Athena1 10 years
Haha. I would totally be sick by the end of the day.
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