Hilarious CrossFit Tweets That'll Make You Psyched For Your WOD

If you put your ear up to somebody who eats Kale & Quinoa, you can actually hear them doing Crossfit.

— A_B (@Anon_imosity) April 21, 2016

i use crossfit to avoid my personal problems in life

— wario (@pizzaboyfriend) April 19, 2016

I tried to pay my Crossfit instructor in kale and infinity scarves today but then I remembered the pizza guy hates that nickname.

— Felix Felicis (@LuckoftheDraw86) April 22, 2016

friend: how hungover are you tho?
me: i ate 🍕 & I didn't go to CrossFit.
friend: omg. r u ok? should i come over?

— raiza licea (@raizalicea) April 19, 2016

So I went to Crossfit today and we worked our arms out to no end. pic.twitter.com/SYIotdndpn

— Ah-lé Swelldoe (@Swelldoeee) April 19, 2016

Drove past a crossfit that was pumping Bob marley. That doesnt seem right. I dont feel like flipping over huge tyres was his thing.

— Matt Okine (@mattokine) April 21, 2016

I can hardly lift my legs enough to get into the shower. Thanks #crossfit -.-

— Cierra Danko (@cierrachappell) April 19, 2016

I'm never talking shit about crossfit again... That was the hardest shit I've ever done in my life....😥

— one guey (@3lovato20) April 19, 2016

*comes home from CrossFit competition* damn I wanna eat clean and be a serious athlete *orders large papa johns pizza for dinner*

— Melanie Richard (@Melanie_Claire7) April 18, 2016

My body always feels like it's dead after cross fit..

— grandi22 (@charliebitme22) April 18, 2016

My perfect CrossFit gym would be a warehouse full of movie and TV show reviews I disagree with and thousands of tables I could flip.

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) April 18, 2016

Crossfit... you win... hard to type.. can't lift fingers @lacyflurry

— Tori Haygood (@torilhaygood_4) April 19, 2016

Goodbye Crossfit. Hello Couchfit.

— Blurryface (@Roblablablahh) April 18, 2016