This is not — we repeat — not a joke! Totino's is releasing Bacon Macaroni and Cheese Pizza Rolls, and we're honestly going to need a moment to recover from this emotional news. Sure, Combination Pizza Rolls got us through plenty of late nights back in the day, but this ingenious flavor is next-level and we can't believe it's taken this long to exist. A spokesperson told POPSUGAR the Bacon Macaroni and Cheese Pizza Rolls are starting to roll out to some stores in the US now, but they'll be fully stocked at grocery stores nationwide by October. Still the best bang for your buck, bacon-mac-and-cheese-stuffed Pizza Rolls will cost $4 for a 40-count bag and $9 for a 90-count bag. Honestly, where have these been our whole lives?