In October, Burger King Japan made headlines when it released a limited-edition Windows 7 Whopper piled high with seven beef patties, so it was only a matter of time until someone came up with a McDonald's stacker to rival that of Burger King's.

Meet the Big McSausage Egg Surf and Turf Mac. The brainchild of Eating the Road, it's composed of a Big Mac, Filet-o-Fish patty, McChicken patty, sausage patty, and McMuffin egg — plus a few buns and toppings thrown in for good measure.

This heavyweight plate isn't just something you can have whenever you want. In order to wrap your claws around this momentous meal, you've got to be in line at McDonald's at the precise morning hour of 10:30, so as to get your hands on both the breakfast and the lunch items the sandwich calls for. Brilliant.