Chrissy Teigen [1]: new mom to adorable baby Luna [2], creator of drool-worthy recipes [3], and dropper of serious truth bombs about food. The bestselling cookbook author and model never, ever ceases to make us laugh with her spot-on wit that she shares with the internet on a regular basis. If you know the Cravings author [4] well, you know that she has some very strong feelings about Nutella, salmon, and vegan hot dogs. Behold, 15 times Chrissy didn't hold back on her food-related thoughts.

1. When she revealed her controversial stance on Nutella.
   "Nutella is sh*t [5]," she tweeted.
2. . . . It gets better.
   She said Bush's Baked Beans are better than Nutella [6].
3. When she proved Alton Brown was right about unitaskers [7] being useless.
   When asked about the most useless thing she's ever purchased while drunk, she responded, "the rollie eggmaster comes to mind [8]."
4. When she shared her pizza-topping expertise.
   The most underrated pizza topping [9] in Chrissy's opinion? Jalapeños.
5. When she said what everyone has been thinking about kale chips all along.
   "I think it's sweet that people pretend kale chips are delicious [10]," she tweeted.
6. When she got defensive about bologna.
   "Get off your high horse, bologna haters! Also yea bologna probably contains horse [11]," she tweeted.
7. When she let the haters have it when they criticized her method of cooking salmon skin-side up.
   She finishes salmon in the broiler [12] to get crispy skin, and you know what she has to say about it? "IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT SKIN SIDE DOWN YOUR ASS IS GETTING BLOCKED AND I AM NOT PLAYIN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING THERE IS A GLAZE AND A MYSTICAL THING CALLED A BROILER HOP OFF MY OVEN."
8. When she got real about internet trolls trying to tell her what to eat.
   Chrissy ate Fruity Pebbles while pregnant [13], and people immediately decided to become her nutritionist. "If you wanna give me unsolicited baby advice [14] on the damn cereal I eat/what I wear u better unlock your profile so I can see your perfection," she tweeted. Boom.
9. When she made her sports-watching priorities clear.
   She and husband John Legend attended an NBA Finals game [15], but she was concerned with one rivalry only: "who do I root for, nachos or hot dogs [16]," she tweeted.
10. When she admitted she could never be vegan.
    But she respects anyone who chooses to be vegan [17] since she's an animal-lover.
11. When she got real about her love of fake "cheeze."
    A Twitter follower pointed out that "Velveeta might actually be vegan [18]" because it's not natural cheese, and Chrissy admitted, "This is true. I love cheeze."
12. When her heart broke at the thought of a vegan hot dog.
    "That sounds like the taste of my heart breaking," she tweeted when a fan suggested trying a vegan hot dog [19].
13. When she professed her love for Taco Bell and proved she is your twin.
    Bon Appetit asked about her fast food of choice, and she said, "Taco Bell [20]. I talk about it so much, people think I'm being paid by them. I'm not, I just love spicy food."
14. When she got brutally honest about a Whole Foods debate.
    Remember when everyone freaked out about Whole Foods' peeled oranges [21]? Chrissy got in on the conversation and tweeted, "everyone was like, who the f*ck would buy peeled oranges [22]? Well the answer is me."
15. When she accurately summed up your feelings about pizza.
    Ordering a pizza for breakfast? Chrissy's on board with that. "I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza [23] so it might as well be in the morning." Truth.

Related:

• The 20 Best Cooking Hacks From Chrissy Teigen [24]
• The 1 Ingredient That Scares Chrissy Teigen [25]
• The Ultimate Mac and Cheese Throwdown: Chrissy Teigen vs. John Legend [26]