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The Daily Show's Jason Jones Takes a Look at Starbucks' Closure

Full-Caffeine Eclipse

Not that Starbucks needs any more free publicity — which is what some folks are calling their retraining shutdown — but last night on The Daily Show, correspondent Jason Jones talked about the shut down. In this clip, Jones tries to figure out what to do during the "full-caffeine eclipse." My favorite parts include when he asks his local deli owner for a fancy drink only to be greeted with a completely blank expression. Or perhaps it was when he wanted to know where the "douchebags with laptops" were.

Tell me which part is your favorite, watch the clip when you


So were any of you like this? What did you do during the Starbucks blackout?

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miss-britt miss-britt 9 years
lol. I feel his pain.
laurenmarie01 laurenmarie01 9 years
Colbert was funnier.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
caligirl101 caligirl101 9 years
That was hella funny and disgusting at the same time.
lady_jade lady_jade 9 years
the condom was grossss but I'm still giggling about it.
Marci Marci 9 years
Hey, I'm a syrup girl, but the honey-flavored syrup for their "HONEY LATTE"- see that is just the kind of thing that started Starbucks downfall to begin with. They went from top quality to average quality. Like I said yesterday: It's going to take more than 3.5 hours to fix all the issues there.
shafiii shafiii 9 years
AWESOME ! "douches on the laptops" =]
allthingsgrow allthingsgrow 9 years
hahahahaha i love jason jones =]
sparklemeetspop sparklemeetspop 9 years
GENIUS! I love John Stewart. I'm still laughing and can't figure out a favorite.
x_juicyfruit x_juicyfruit 9 years
chibarosa chibarosa 9 years
So has anyone tried the new honey latte that they rolled out after the shutdown? I couldn't do it. I asked if they used real honey or honey-flavored syrup, and they make it with honey-flavored syrup and drizzle real honey on top. HONEY-FLAVORED SYRUP. To me, that's just wrong on many levels.
Marci Marci 9 years
:D :D The condom! Such a New York touch. :D :D I bought a cup in the afternoon and saved it in the fridge to have after dinner. :)
onabanana onabanana 9 years
so funny! knowing I couldn't get a cup made em want it more! Of Dunken Donuts coffee tastes like poo.
oh-cecilia-baby oh-cecilia-baby 9 years
the condom...... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Maria84 Maria84 9 years
That was hilarious. My favorite part is when he brokedown crying I know how he feels. it is not quite the same cup of coffee lol
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