With a dry, methodical voice and chef knife in hand, YouTuber You Suck at Cooking [1] starts out with a basic enough technique for chopping an onion. But jump to 0:31 in the video and that's when things start to get increasingly more absurd. Can you throw an onion against a wall to chop it finely? Ever wonder how to use ninja skills to achieve a perfect dice? What about through the power of centrifugal force? This video is like the inverse of an Alton Brown Good Eats episode — but in the most laugh-out-loud way possible.