If you've ever imagined Julia Child [1] and Gordon Ramsay [2] going at it in the kitchen, we're guessing it wasn't in the form of a rap battle, but the internet is always surprising us. A hilarious YouTube series that imagines celebrities facing off in rap battles, eponymously named Epic Rap Battles of History [3], recently posted the two chefs sparring in the kitchen, and we can't get enough. There are too many one-liners to count, but we knew the beef was going to be juicy after fictional Gordon rapped, "I'm a seasoned skillet — you're a Pam-sprayed pan." Watch for yourself and decide who wins (admittedly, we're partial to Gordon).