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Hello My Name Is ____ and I Live at ____

Have a problem breaking the ice? How about drinking so much you can't remember where you live? Either way there are now novelty napkins that can help you out. The Hello Napkins allow you to fill in your name, your star sign, phone number and more, while the Cabbie Napkins allow you to fill in your address and where to find your cash. I think they're pretty clever, the hello ones could be fun for a mixer, but the cabbie napkins sort of creep me out — do we really need to support drinking that much?

Both sets are available for $3.50 and come with a dozen 3-ply 5" square napkins each.

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beingtazim beingtazim 9 years
i like these - sometimes when i am on the phone or need to tell my address to the video store or whatever, i freeze and forget my address (or phone number) since i've moved a lot over the last few years or maybe just the pressure?! but anyway, i always write it down (nothing to do with being too drunk) when i have to take a cab or phone someone who may need my address.
BethS BethS 9 years
Those are cute! My dad used to have cocktail napkins that said "Betty Ford Clinic" on them, he got a kick out of them, but not everybody got the joke...
IheartChanel IheartChanel 9 years
These are great! How funny :)
Misskastar Misskastar 9 years
This is so funny! Love it
allisonblue allisonblue 9 years
The one on the left is cute and funny, but the cab driver one just makes my skin crawl. I completely agree with everything meghanny said -- you can't always trust your cab driver, unfortunately, so that one isn't funny.
EatYourVeggies EatYourVeggies 9 years
Dude. The cabbie ones are straightup creepy.
Penny4545 Penny4545 9 years
but at least ur taking a cab when drunk and NOT drinking and driving!
Penny4545 Penny4545 9 years
i like the hello ones but the cabbie one is weird. i don't want him going thru my purse or pockets while i lay there drunk...
rana-june rana-june 9 years
discocactus discocactus 9 years
The hello napkins are kind of cute, but the cabbie thing is downright creepy. I drink, but I never thought people getting totally wasted was a smart or attractive thing. If you can't have any fun sober than you're probably a boring person...and maybe one with a drinking problem.
Jumwack Jumwack 9 years
Amazin! :L
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
Both are just wrong. :rotfl:
nikkih nikkih 9 years
You go, Caterpillergirl! My vote is Beastie Boys!!
scoop45 scoop45 9 years
I agree with Caterpillergirl! Lol
ctstray ctstray 9 years
Love IT! Love the cabbie ones even more! Kudos to CaterpillarGirl
Adrianne Adrianne 9 years
I love! :D I like their office notepads, which are similar to these napkins.
Rowanvamp0 Rowanvamp0 9 years
I happen to love the Cab one..they really should have this in bars stocked.
OliverCakery OliverCakery 9 years
Love It!
kiddylnd kiddylnd 9 years
:rotfl:CaterpillarGirl that is too funny! I say market your own and make a fortne on them. Go retro and leave the bands as is. :rotfl:
CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 9 years
Why didnt they have this in middle school. Hi my name is ________ I am ______years old I am in ____ grade do you like me? check Yes__ or No___ Would you like to Go with me? Yes___ No____ WHo is your favorite group/singer Duran Duran ___ New Kids on the Block___ Beastie Boys___ Michael Jackson____
ALSW ALSW 9 years
Might not need them, but they are hilarious! Great for a 21st birthday present or maybe even an over the hill present (poor memory!)
kiddylnd kiddylnd 9 years
These are freakin fabulous! I love it. They would be great for a party. They are NOVELTY napkins...not intended to be used in any form of seriousness. Just enjoy the good dirty fun!
meghanny meghanny 9 years
I get the silly kitsch factor of these napkins, but in all seriousness it is really, really dangerous to trust a cab driver to take you home when you are so inebriated you can't communicate for yourself. Unfortunately, women in particular have been assaulted and raped in these types of situations. I'm not sure I want to make it into a joke at my party. That's just me...
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