Dear Oreo,
We regret to inform you that we just can't even handle any more new flavors.
Love,
Anyone trying to exercise any form of self-control
Oreos continue to be a blessing and a curse. A blessing because they are completely delicious and a curse because they keep coming out with new flavors like brownie batter [1], s'mores [2], red velvet [3], and now, key lime pie with graham cracker cookies. How are we supposed to keep up?
And how are we supposed to stop at a single serving when there are now Oreo Thins [4], too? What even is a serving size of Oreos? (As with all good things, we choose to believe that the limit does not exist.) These newbies are reportedly currently available [5] at participating retailers, so keep your eyes peeled (or avert them if you must).