Where unicorns go, mermaids must follow, so you probably knew what was coming next when you discovered Unicorn Tears Gin [1]. Indeed, its underwater sister wasn't far behind! The ocean-blue-hued Mermaid Tears Vodka [2] ($52) has just launched in the UK and is apparently "harvested from line-caught mermaids." Their tears imbue the French grain vodka with shimmering particles that'll add a touch of sparkle to your festive cocktails.

The vodka is the third addition to Firebox's Mythical Tears range, which also includes Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum [3] (a must for Harry Potter [4] fans, surely). It seems those naughty Firebox folks just love to torment magical beasts. What's next? Warlock Whisky?

Treat a friend (or yourself) and prepare to make a different kind of mermaid toast [5]!