Wall Street business consultants want to get rid of free, unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden, and Stephen Colbert just won't stand for it [1]. When a major investment group published 300 Powerpoint slides that ravaged through the "Italian" chain's inadequacies, the Comedy Central host had quite a bit to say in response. Brandishing a pitchfork loaded with complimentary breadsticks, Colbert called viewers to action against those who would dare threaten the glory of free, unlimited carbs — and we can't say that we disagree. Check out his hilarious defense of Olive Garden, and get your own scrumptious bread weaponry ready.