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Want a Bottle of Dirt? How About Perspiration?

If you're an NFL fan — specifically a Seattle Seahawks one — or a fan of weird flavor experiences, then you better get your credit card out right now. Seattle based Jones Soda Co. is releasing a limited edition box set of sodas created specifically for the Seattle Seahawks. The box, which contains five flavors (Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration, Natural Field Turf, and Sweet Victory), will be available online for $19.95 plus shipping. They're taking online pre-orders now, and the sodas will be available in select stores.

If these flavors are anything like their purposely wretched Holiday Editions, then we're all in for a special treat.

Jones Soda spokesperson Clare Bowles told Business Week that the four literally named flavors are "pretty lifelike," while the Sweet Victory one tastes like berries. Bowles adds: "Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting."

Ugh, I am totally repulsed, and yet strangely, I want to know where I can pick up a box of my own...

iMpErFeCtIoNs iMpErFeCtIoNs 10 years
Maybe just a taste to assure myself this is a horrible idea.
Diana172 Diana172 10 years
Reminds me of the berttie botts every flavor jelly beans.
tati33 tati33 10 years
ick!! But so funny!
starkiss23 starkiss23 10 years
That's disgusting.
MamaD MamaD 10 years
We tried the Jones Soda Thanksgiving Dinner sampler set last year........some were gross and some were good! I think it's always fun to try them! We sat around the dinner table with shot glasses and tried all of them! It was funny to look around at everyone's reactions!
veronicaraye veronicaraye 10 years
those flavors sound gross. kind of reminds me of Berry Bott's Jelly beans(Harry Potter).
LaLaLaurie06 LaLaLaurie06 10 years
uhmmm this is odd
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 10 years
hehe that's a sweet idea!
ALSW ALSW 10 years
My family picked up the Thanksgiving pack one year and we each had a little sip. Some are better than others. I'm not sure how i feel about these! But if someone brought them to Thanksgiving this year, I'd give them a try...
kiddylnd kiddylnd 10 years
I picked up a box of the Thanksgiving Flavors a while back. Not to drink mind you, but to display during the Holidays. It's fun to have around. It's not so much a conversation piece around here, since it's made here. My son loves seeing the other Seahawks flavos they have in the store and I'm SURE he'll want these too. So fun.
Entertainment Entertainment 10 years
Ha, I'd love to know what field turf tastes like. And I guarantee, that is not a sentence I've *ever* said before.
skinnyforme skinnyforme 10 years
FuFu Berry is my FAVORITE!! :D
jenehfur jenehfur 10 years
rubialala rubialala 10 years
That's gross...but cool.
wingedkiare wingedkiare 10 years
Jones soda's regular flavors are pretty good - and you have to admit, the bizarre flavors are shrewd marketing. It really does get their name out there. But ugh... the mere thought of sweat flavored soda makes my stomach turn.
Gabriela14815884 Gabriela14815884 10 years
I have always wanted to try Jones soda but with all the weird flavors they make, its kind of turns me off...makes me think of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from Harry Potter :-\
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