When it comes to ranch dressing, there are essentially two types of people: those who hate the dressing and those who drench everything in it. If you're a proud member of the latter category, you're about to lose your damn mind over this new keg of ranch. Let's say that again: a ranch keg. It's a literal thing that exists and is available online just in time for all your holiday entertaining requirements. The Hidden Valley Mini Ranch Keg [1] ($50) is almost 10 inches tall and holds five liters — five liters! — of ranch dressing, and it flows out of the tap like fine wine.

It's a pretty steep price to pay just for salad dressing, but it's important to note that it comes with a lifetime supply of ranch (yes, really). Let's never forget that Hidden Valley introduced a ranch dressing fountain [2] earlier this year, but the keg takes things to a whole new level of extra. If you're not afraid to admit you're totally tempted to get this, you do you. You can preorder the keg now [3] and have it shipped starting on Dec. 11 just in time for holiday parties [4]. We'll raise a glass of ranch to that!