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Worst Restaurant Names in America

What's the Worst Restaurant Name You've Ever Heard?

In today's Inside Scoop column, restaurant reviewer Michael Bauer takes the stage to discuss the most awkward restaurant names in San Francisco. His picks? Bite Me Sandwiches and Squat & Gobble Cafe. I've seen my share. I always giggle like a schoolgirl when I drive by Phuket Thai, and something about the name Munch Haven just really rubs me the wrong way. But the worst name I've ever heard probably goes to Chinese Ho, an eatery in Chicago that was family-owned by a friend. Suffice it to say, the eatery got tons of crank calls.

What's the most awful restaurant name you've ever uttered?

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