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Would You Wear a Wine Necklace?

Here's the deal: you were invited to one of the country's premier culinary festivals. The place is packed, and it's hard balancing everything: your camera, purse, the delicious bites, and your wine glass.

Out of the corner of your eye, you see someone passing out wine glass necklaces. Not having to hold a glass would make life much easier, but is it worth having wine poured into your cleavage?!

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Talldiva45 Talldiva45 7 years
Doesn't seem at all functional. It would spill everywhere - right?! And wine stains are a "bi*ch" to get out of anything. Nuff said.
Angela123 Angela123 7 years
I feel like it would spill?
filmgirl81 filmgirl81 7 years
Why was my prior comment flagged? I will write the same thing again. No, I would not, for fear of someone spilling wine on my clothes.
PinkUnicorn PinkUnicorn 7 years
Ugh. Just so tacky...makes me think of the drunken 18 years olds (I'm in Canada) who go to the bar for the first time and have this but for beer bottles. I have been to lots of food and wine festivals and have never had much of a problem juggling it all.
ilanac13 ilanac13 7 years
when i went to the south beach festival i wore one - but i didn't really enjoy it. it's just kind of awkward to me.
RoaringSilence RoaringSilence 7 years
Hahah this is great. When I'm at a bar, I do this too a lot.. just stick the glass between your boobs, put a straw in it, and you have your hands free!
marie-lee marie-lee 7 years
I wouldn't feel particularly comfortable with it...could be enjoyable for those pouring. Am wondering if the person who came up with this idea just wanted an excuse to ogle.
SeptemberLights SeptemberLights 7 years
I have been to lots of food and wine festivals and this is the key: 1- A Boyfriend to hold your purse 2- One hand for wine 3- One hand for food
mcollazo mcollazo 7 years
I wouldn't do this just for the mere fact that I don't want to SPILL on myself. Red Wine is hard to get out of clothing.
bbkfk8 bbkfk8 7 years
i'm clumsy enough, i don't need someone else spilling wine on me too
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 7 years
No. Out of modesty, I always try to direct attention away from my cleavage. These days, I wear two bras to do this (one full-coverage bra for support, and a second bra on top of that for EXTRA coverage). Believe it or not, my girls still draw attention. I can't imagine wearing a wine necklace that would rest between my bosoms. No way.
LilGlamDiva LilGlamDiva 7 years
Hahah that is such a fun idea. If we had them in our house we would wear them all the time! LOL
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
No. The Twins are claustrophobic.
Spectra Spectra 7 years
Sorry, I wouldn't wear that. It's just a tad too ridiculous for me.
emilylee emilylee 7 years
what the heck this is hilarious ^_^
doogirl doogirl 7 years
I don't see a problem with it, I'd wear one!
chiefdishwasher chiefdishwasher 7 years
Only if I changed my name to Chiefclotheswasher.........
refined101 refined101 7 years
Something about that image appears very risqué....hmm.
shoneyjoe shoneyjoe 7 years
What's wrong with having the wine poured directly into my mouth, again?
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