You Always Know Where the Nearest Chipotle Is

You know the exact distance of the closest Chipotle not only from work and home, but also from all of your friends' houses and wherever you may be walking at any given time.

You're a Regular and the Staff Knows You

They love you so much, you score a free burrito from time to time.

You Order Exclusively From the App

Why wait in that horrible line when you can order in advance [1] and waltz up to the cashier?

Better Yet, You Get It Delivered

You're so on top of your Chipotle game, you have Tapingo [2] and/or Postmates [3] downloaded on your phone, so you don't have to ever leave the house to get your burrito fix.

You Order a Vegetarian Burrito Just to Get Free Guac

And you know better than to ever ask for guac on the side (the scoop is always smaller than if you get the guac directly placed on your order).

You Know Ordering a Bowl Gets You More Food

Plus you can get an extra tortilla on the side for free [4]. More is more.

You Hoard "Buy One Get One Free" Coupons

You keep a pile of "buy one get one free" burrito coupons in your car/desk/wallet, which you hoard harder than a '90s kid's Pokémon card collection.

You've Gone as a Chipotle Burrito For Halloween

It's 100 percent worth it, just to get the $3 boorito [5].

You've Mastered the Double Scoop Rule

You know to only ask for double meat after the first heaping scoop, so that the precedent for the second scoop size has been set.

You Get Into Arguments With People About Who Owns Chipotle

Yes, McDonald's used to have a 90 percent stake [6] in the burrito chain, but it sold all its Chipotle shares in 2006.

You Know Better Than to Put Your Hand Over the Glass

And you shame those who do.

You Unfriend Anyone Who Says Chipotle Is Not Authentic

You Know How to Give the Chipotle Workers the Best Puppy Dog Eyes

So they will give you the generous scoop you deserve.

That First Bite Is Always the Most Exciting Part of Your Day

You Dream About Barbacoa

. . . legit dream, even though you're vegetarian.

You Sort of Hate Yourself For Not Buying Chipotle Stock Sooner

You wish you had bought stock when it was $18. Now it's like $745 a share and you're tempted to sell everything you own so you can buy in.

You Know Which Employees at Different Locations Really Hook It Up

And you're OK shamelessly flirting with them to guarantee big scoops.

You Have a Chipotle Bestie (or Besties)

You don't just have a bestie, you have a Chipotle bestie — because Chipotle-lovers tend to find each other. When someone mentions loving Chipotle, you honestly feel closer to them.

You've Tried Everything on the Menu

You don't stress about which meat to choose because you know you'll be back in a few days. Or maybe tomorrow.

Your Friends Tag You in Every Chipotle Meme Out There

You've Even Made the Guac Recipe at Home

You know what makes Chipotle's guacamole recipe [7] signature.