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Oops, I Just Bought Every Single One of These Schitt's Creek Wine Glasses

Oct 22 2020 - 12:50pm

If you, too, are distraught over Schitt's Creek [1] coming to an end, Etsy is here to help you keep the Rose family's legacy alive [2] in your home. The online retailer is currently stocked with simply the best wine glasses inspired by the beloved series [3], and — bonus! — they can double as receptacles for your tears following the series finale.

The hysterical drinking vessels feature some of the best one-liners from the show, from Alexis's signature "Ew, David" [4] to Moira's iconic "Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican." And yes, there's even one that references David and Moira's hysterical "Fold in the cheese" exchange [5] during the "Family Dinner" episode in season two. Whether you're sipping Herb Ertlinger's famously gag-inducing fruit wine or something a bit more palatable, you can shop the funniest Schitt's Creek [6] wine glasses Etsy has to offer ahead. Good luck picking just one!

Schitt's Creek "Ew David" Wine Glass

You can customize this Schitt's Creek "Ew David" Wine Glass [8] ($12) to have virtually any color of text you prefer.

Schitt's Creek "You Get Murdered First" Wine Glass Set

This Schitt's Creek "You Get Murdered First" Wine Glass Set [9] ($24) is the perfect gift to share with a sibling or friend.

Schitt's Creek "Eat Glass" Wine Glass Tumbler

This Schitt's Creek "Eat Glass" Wine Glass Tumbler [10] ($16) is decorated to look like David Rose's iconic lightning-bolt sweater.

Schitt's Creek "This Wine Is Aw-Ful" Wine Glass

Channel your inner Moira Rose with this Schitt's Creek "This Wine Is Aw-Ful" Wine Glass [11] ($12).

Schitt's Creek "Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine" Wine Glass

You can order this Schitt's Creek "Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine" Wine Glass [12] ($17) with a stem or without.

Schitt's Creek "Rosebud Motel" Wine Glass

The font on this Schitt's Creek "Rosebud Motel" Wine Glass [13] ($11) is just so spot-on.

Schitt's Creek "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Wine Glass Set

This Schitt's Creek "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" Wine Glass Set [14] ($34) comes with a side of David Rose and Stevie Budd's scathing sarcasm.

Schitt's Creek "A Little Bit Alexis" Wine Glass

Catch me sipping from this Schitt's Creek "A Little Bit Alexis" Wine Glass [15] ($9) while blasting the title track from Alexis Rose's critically reviewed limited reality series.

Schitt's Creek "Well Hello You" Wine Glass

Not only does this Schitt's Creek "Well Hello You" Wine Glass [16] ($11) quote Moira Rose — it's also referencing exactly what I say when I see my favorite bottle of wine in the fridge.

Schitt's Creek "I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People" Wine Glass

I'm just so grateful to live in a world where this Schitt's Creek "I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People" Wine Glass [17] ($15) exists.

Schitt's Creek "Simply the Best" Wine Glass

This Schitt's Creek "Simply the Best" Wine Glass [18] ($12) is better than all the rest.

Schitt's Creek "Love That Journey For You" Wine Glass

Warning: sipping vino from this Schitt's Creek "Love That Journey For You" Wine Glass [19] ($16-$19) may cause you to start booping people's noses like Alexis Rose.

Schitt's Creek "Fold in the Cheese" Wine Glass

If you're making enchiladas, you absolutely must have this Schitt's Creek "Fold in the Cheese" Wine Glass [20] ($12) on hand.

Schitt's Creek "Ooh, Burn David" Wine Glass

This Schitt's Creek "Ooh, Burn David" Wine Glass [21] ($11) comes with the prettiest rose-gold glitter lettering.

Schitt's Creek "You're My Bèbè" Wine Glass

It's impossible to look at this Schitt's Creek "You're My Bebe" Wine Glass [22] ($12) without imagining Moira Rose's peculiar accent.


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