Pink Unicorn Beer Is a Thing — and BRB, Because We Brew Now
Any true unicorn devotee will likely already have that 7ft sprinkler, unicorn tears liqueur, and an otherworldly makeup bag honoring their favorite mystical horse housed away in their arsenal — but we may have found the missing ingredient. If you're keen to continue your ritual, is your collection truly complete without a Brooklyn Brewshop Unicorn IPA Beer Making Kit ($40)? We say neigh.
Yes, you'll want to make a habit of sacking off the bar for a pale ale, because now you can make it in the comfort of your own horse-decked home — and let us tell you, the alternative is f*cking magical. Unlike other beers, this ale is not only a delicious shade of naturally colored pink (thanks, beetroot!), but it also comes with rainbow sprinkles, essential for any unicorn-themed affair. The reusable kit features everything from a gallon glass fermenter to an all-grain ingredient mix, ready to form a double dry-hopped superfruity "unicorn elixir." BRB, because we're trading in the Rosé and adding "master brewers" to our résumés.