Valentine's Day isn't always the fun and flirty holiday it's made out to be. (Thank goodness for Galentine's Day [1], amirite?!) If you're annoyed with your valentine, you recently broke up with someone, or you don't have a valentine and are just feeling a little salty about the holiday in general, you'll definitely need to buy a bag (or 20) of Brach's newest confectionary treat: Wisecracks candy hearts. The new candy [2] heart is basically the naughty twin to Brach's conversation hearts — a long-standing Valentine's Day candy [3] staple — but with a sarcastic twist.
Pegged as "end the conversation hearts," the heart-shaped candy comes in six different flavors, including wintergreen, lemon-lime, orange, cherry, banana, and grape, and features sayings like "Dream On," "Nope," "4 Never," "Let's Not," and more. They can be found at Kroger, Publix, CVS, Hy-Vee, HEB, and Meijer (online too!) [4] for $2 a pop. So, if you're not feeling the love this holiday but still want to enjoy candy hearts (because, yes, they're delicious and addicting), Wisecracks are here for you in your time of need.