Look, I may not even have a front yard (#TinyApartmentProblems [1]), but that certainly hasn't stopped me from hovering my cursor over the "Add to Cart" button for this Dabbing Santa Inflatable [2] ($50, originally $53). Now available on Amazon — because truly, where else? — the blow-up holiday decoration clocks in at 5 feet tall and is made with a set of interior lights, so all of your neighbors can admire Santa's stellar form at night, too. I mean, seriously. That subtly bent right knee. Those flawlessly aligned raised arms. He's nailing the viral dance move every teen can't get enough of [3], and he just might drop 2019's hottest Christmas mixtape in the process.

Sure, you could drop 50 bucks on a boatload of other things — groceries, a pair of shoes, holiday gifts for your family [4] — but you've gotta admit this dabbing Saint Nick is at least a little tempting to splurge on for the sake of being the coolest house on the block. Finger's crossed this bad boy is still in stock once I have my own front yard to stick him on. In the meantime, I may or may not be shipping one to my parents' house just for sh*ts and giggles.