Show Your Houseplants How Much You Care With These 31 Funny Plant Names

Regina George is the perfect funny plant name for any half-pink plant.

For a plant whose nickname is string of pearls, the name Holly Golightly seems appropriate for a cute plant name. (Rewatch "Breakfast at Tiffany's" if you don't get it!)

Since monsteras are known as "swiss cheese plants," we just had to give it a cheesy plant name.

Out of all the cute nicknames for plants, you'd have to name your greenovia dodrentalis — succulents that resemble roses — after the true star of "Schitt's Creek". Ew, David!

Another cute nickname for plants is Gillyweed, a fictional plant from "Harry Potter" that allows humans to breathe underwater when it's consumed.

For a rubber plant, the name of this retro toy makes a great plant name idea.

Like Christopher, but with fern at the end. It sounds very prestigious, but the funny plant name fits ferns perfectly!

This funny name for plants reminds you not to get too close to your cactus, it may prick you!

She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini . . . but "she" is a plant. If you remember the Yoplait Yogurt commercial or know the song, you'll get the reference for this cute plant name.

Funny names for plants don't make you feel the Bern like this one does.

Out of all the other funny plant names, might as well name your prayer plant after Katy Perry's cat, Kitty Purry, since prayer plants are non-toxic to pets.

The philodendron micans' leaves are so soft, they feel like velvet. Take it up a notch with a funny plant name inspired by a velvet Elvis painting.

OK so you're not going to eat your plant as salad, but how funny is it to name it one?

"So I creep, yeah, just creepin' on . . ." This trailing plant has a mind of its own, hence the name Creep. Playing TLC's "Creep" to your plant is a nonnegotiable.

We can almost hear Morgan Freeman's calm voice just looking at this tree.

Another funny name for plants from the Harry Potter series, a devil's snare plant is known to constrict or strangle anything that comes in its path.

The watermelon peperomia is known for its watermelon-esque design, hence its cute plant name, Melonie.

The silver pothos' leaves develop a cool silvery design, making the funny plant name "Silver Fox" totally fitting.

Nervous Nancy only makes sense for a plant nicknamed a "nerve plant."

Just look at this tree, it's a total puff daddy.

Harry Potter stans . . . need I explain? A mandrake plant is a loud plant with a human-like root in the Harry Potter series.

Among the funny plant names, we have included the actor's name because if you want your Chinese evergreens to bloom, it only makes sense to name it after the actor.

Because it'd be rude NOT to name your ivy plant after Beyoncé's daughter, Blue.

If you're an R-Patz fan, the plant name Robert Planttinson will make your heart throb.

In Greek mythology, Medusa had wild hair made out of venomous snakes. So naturally, this is one of the greatest names for plants.

Sorry, we had to throw in another Bernie pun to this list of funny plant names! When in doubt, heal your burns with a little aloe vera.

There's fergalicious, and then there's fiddle leaf figilicious.

This plant is called the hoya linearis, and you'll rejoice having it around your home.

Since this is called a zebra plant, it only makes sense to give it an appropriately funny plant name after Marty, the zebra, from "Madagascar".

Charlotte's web is the cutest story, and Charlotte is among the many cute plant names for spider plants!

Money trees are supposed to bring good fortune, which is why naming it Bill (like a dollar bill) is so fitting for a cute plant name.