This Halloween [1], why not take your love for Schitt's Creek [2] to a whole new level with some hand-carved jack-o'-lanterns of the whole Rose family? Featuring a mind-blowing attention to detail, these Schitt's Creek Pumpkins [3] ($415) depict Alexis's signature grin [4] (you could almost hear her saying "I don't want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as 'up for anything'"), Moira's expression midsentence while she says her infamous "bébé" [5] instead of baby, David's Kurt Cobain-esque white sunglasses and secretly sentimental scowl, and Johnny's forever-quizzical face (patience, Johnny, patience!). The best part of these riches-to-rags jack-o'-lanterns? They're actually made out of foam, so they're super lightweight and will last you for years to come. Plus, they include an access hole carved at the bottom for a flameless candle, or any kind of light you choose. Bring them out as a special Halloween tribute to the delightfully complex Roses [6], or for all of the best wishes and warmest regards any day of the year!