"I know you've been sleeping with my brother's wife's sister's cousin!" That's a direct quote from the hilarity that ensued when Eva Longoria [1] stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Jan. 7 to not only talk about her recent engagement [2] but also to improvise a telenovela sketch entitled "Dos Amigas."

(Spoiler alert: Ellen really got into it — as if this year's People's Choice favorite humanitarian winner [3] wasn't funny enough, just wait until you see her show off some prosthetic cleavage and Spanglish.)

Eva, rocking a blond curly wig, kept the drama brewing with all the infidelity twists and passionate turns we love to see in a telenovela, and we can't stop laughing. Do yourself a favor and watch the full thing above, and then remember that time Eva taught Jimmy Fallon [4] the art of the dramatic gasp [5].