Sofia Vergara stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Dec. 3 to tease the talk-show host for not attending her recent wedding [1] in Miami and play a fun game called the Five Second Rule. (No, not the same as the "you have five seconds to pick up whatever food you just dropped to still be able to eat it" rule.)

During the categories-style game, Ellen and the Modern Family actress, who are still friends despite Ellen's absence on her big day, battled it out to see who could provide three answers to each question in five seconds. Spoiler alert: Sofia totally lost, but she brushed it off in the funniest way possible.

Take, for instance, when moderator tWitch asked her to name three things you do on a honeymoon, and she replied — after a way-longer-than-five-second pause — "Eat shrimp, dance, and swim in the ocean." What? She also gave us a saucy anatomy lesson and name-dropped a superfamous ex-boyfriend during the hilarious game. Watch it above, and then check out even more of Sofia's funny moments on the show [2].