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Did you just watch Lord of the Rings for the fifteenth time? Or can you count yourself among those who have watched all six episodes of the Stars Wars saga? Then you might want to call 1-900-Nerd-Girl. Because these sexy elves and Trekkies are ready to be your ludicrously unrealistic fantasies. (Thanks, Geek!)

hahahaha awesome! really funny :D
uacosj uacosj 9 years
if only this were real for the nerds out there.
Phil Phil 9 years
The number didn't work!! :(
guineapiggin9 guineapiggin9 9 years
guineapiggin9 guineapiggin9 9 years many nerds would love this if it was real.
SillyBecky SillyBecky 9 years
Wild! I love nerds, so I got a real giggle out of that!
Home Home 9 years
i am friends with many a nerd who wished this was real!
Gabriela14815884 Gabriela14815884 9 years
LOL!! :D
anaisethenry anaisethenry 9 years
I love how they actually had to let people know it's not a real number... :rotfl:
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