I was going to call this "10 Reasons Why It's Awesome to Be a Women," in homage to the Yahoo Answers post yesterday, but I knew if I did, both you and a copy editor would think it was a typo. Anyhoo, here are my 10 favorite reasons from Dave's Daily (a man drew this up!) that it's wonderful to be a woman. (And since it seems necessary — yes, this is a joke.)
- Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
- If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
- A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
Want to see my other faves? Then
- Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
- Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake.
- Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
- Women have total control over their eyebrows.
- Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.