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$30 a Night Could Bankroll North Korea

Now that the dollar is so low, and the federal government is handing out billions of dollars a day to investment banks, the United States may need to find creative ways to raise foreign currency — just like North Korea! The Dear Leader Kim Jong Il has decided to turn North Korea's embassy in Berlin, Germany, into a hostel.

Kim Jong Il is hoping that his Cityhostel Berlin, with its 37 rooms at a rate of 20 Euros ($31) a night, will help the broke regime collect foreign currency. Since the Cold War ended, North Korea has sized down the embassy staff that used to foster relations between its fellow communist country — East Germany. Wow, the Euro really is strong, if less than 800 Euros a night can make a difference to an entire country!

If the United States opened a hostel, what would they call it? The Guantanamo Guest Lodge?


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raciccarone raciccarone 9 years
For an extra five you get to shoot a dissident, oh, and that ain't a mint on your pillow.
smoochiez smoochiez 9 years
this is distburing....
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
Can you imagine Kim Jong checking you into your roomat the hostel?
nyaradzom2001 nyaradzom2001 9 years
lol syako, just thought pre-emptivwe strikes and all. Im always amazed at the extravagance of dictators, they take OTT to a wole other level.
bellaressa bellaressa 9 years
Renaissance - my ________.
syako syako 9 years
guys he can't help that he's a renaissance man :pimp:
alllacedup alllacedup 9 years
Exactly Caterpillar. Perhaps if he is so worried about his dear country as he claims everytime he has to fish around for money because he's spent it all and now his people are starving, he would stop his extravagent lifestyle.
cine_lover cine_lover 9 years
:rotfl: Caterpillar, Like that would ever happen.
CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 9 years
maybe Dear Leader should start selling his 10,000 cherished bottles of wine , Or cut back on eating caviar, flying in sushi from japan and drinking 700,000 bottles worth of Hennessy, while the average korean only makes 900 bucks per year....or spending 20,000,000 on importing cars, better yet he should donate those cars to the new hostel for the foreigners to ride around in.
syako syako 9 years
and on another note, Liberty could you please email me the high-res version of this BEAUTIFUL poster, I'd love to hang it in my office. ;)
syako syako 9 years
nyara why would we? he's doing as good of a job enough as it is of bringing down his country on his own...
nyaradzom2001 nyaradzom2001 9 years
Kim Il Jong Nutty , Bobby Lee on MADtv does a wicked impression ,it's so funny. I'm always quite surprised though that the US hasn't invaded North Korea
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
:ROTFL: syako
syako syako 9 years
what a beautiful man :drool: and the fact that he's the world's best EVER golf player simply astounds me...
onabanana onabanana 9 years
I have to exchange currency soon and I'm not looking forward to it.
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