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7 Pickup Lines From ABC's the Conveyor Belt of Love

7 Pickup Lines From ABC's Conveyor Belt of Love

You know what would make a great show to put on after The Bachelor? Thirty men on a conveyor belt while five women — armed with signs that say "interested" and "not interested" — select dates after 60-second pitches. In fact, the premise of this SNL-esque show is not even the worst part! It's how 30 men choose to represent themselves with the minute they have to impress.

Of course, anyone who goes on a show called Conveyor Belt of Love (billed "30 men, five women, one conveyor belt" by ABC) is more interested in F-list fame than love, so I shouldn't be so surprised by the dubious seduction tactics. There's the guy who announces his virginity while making a balloon that looks not unlike a penis (he's almost picked), and the guy in a Speedo who carries his tiny dog onstage (he is picked), and then there are the pickup lines. Here are seven of the worst — but not by much!

  1. "I've been contributing to my 401k since I was 18."
  2. "A gentle kiss to the frontal lobe, while fine dining as we eat." (In a poem.)
  3. "I do a show called 'Becoming a Man in 127 Easy Steps.'"
  4. "I prefer to date in the cougar bracket, that's over 32."

To see the rest,


  1. "I do a great Chris Farley impersonation."
  2. "Do you guys know how much a polar bear weighs? I don't know either but he just broke the ice."
  3. "My dream girl is anyone who'd say yes."

Photo copyright 2010 ABC, Inc.

Join The Conversation
nancita nancita 7 years
Yeah I kinda gotta give credit to the polar bear line for audacious corniness. Sure beats the cougar line.
PinkNC PinkNC 7 years
I didn't watch this show but I do like two of those lines.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 7 years
My fav line was at the end when Keiko said "I want you to worship me" with a dead serious face. I have to use that one on the next boy I go out with!
kea718 kea718 7 years
"Do you guys know how much a polar bear weighs? I don't know either but he just broke the ice." :ROTFL: Idk why I find that so funny... but I do!!
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