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9 People You May Not Want to Have Sex With

If you really like someone and the chemistry's there, the passion between you could easily lead into the bedroom. Although the person you're into may be great on dates, he may not be so great under the sheets. According to Holy Taco, you might want to look out for these types of people — they're sure to kill the mood:

  1. The Over-Attentive Waiter
  2. He Who Keeps Cats in the Room
  3. The Guy That Answers Rhetorical Dirty Talk Questions With Serious Responses
  4. The Person Who Doesn’t Turn Off Their Cell Phone
  5. The Screamer
  6. The Guy Who Learned All His Bedroom Moves From Early ‘90s Slow Jams
  7. The Cryer
  8. Mr. Hold on Let Me Put on This Dave Matthews Album
  9. Mr. I Go Straight For the Vagina

If you're interested in seeing the explanation of each one, then check out

This list is great, but if you want to see who is on my list of people you probably want to avoid,


  1. The Licker: Yes, using your tongue can be very sexy — when used in certain places or sparingly — but it's overkill when a guy thinks licking your entire body is sexy.
  2. The Guy Who Shares a Room With Mr. Inconsiderate: I don't have a problem with a guy who has a roommate; it's the guy whose roommate doesn't respect his privacy that gets me every time.
  3. The Home-Runner: This guy is all about going straight for intercourse. Sometimes a passionate quickie is great, but not all the time — don't ignore the foreplay!
  4. The Slobbery Kisser: Need I explain this one?
  5. The Boob-Lover: Sure, a girl wants a guy to think her body is hot, but it can be a total turn-off for a guy to obsess over just one part.
  6. The Guy Who Refuses to Wear a Condom: If you use condoms either to prevent pregnancy or to prevent the spread of STIs, there's absolutely no excuse for a guy who won't put one on.
  7. The Critic: A little direction can be a good thing sometimes, but when a guy is constantly telling you what to do or what you're doing wrong, it can make for an unpleasant time in the sack.
  8. The Bad Listener: Sometimes it's the other way around and you need to give a guy some gentle verbal cues as to what you want him to do, or where you want him to touch you. It's no fun to be with a guy who ignores you completely and thinks he knows what you want.

If you can think of anyone else you probably don't want to sleep with, share your thoughts in the comment section below.


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Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 8 years
I've been with the cat guy. It was terrible. Killed the mood entirely. Neither my partner nor I turn our mobiles off though, we rarely get called so it's not a huge issue. Yep, he's also the boob guy. It's kinda cool that he likes them so much though. Huge ego boost.:)
bransugar79 bransugar79 8 years
I'm so married to a boob guy but I love it. I guess if I were dating it would be annoying though. This post is hilarious though and thank God I don't have the same horror stories as some I think I might have gotten physically violent with some of those creeps
cherrypop cherrypop 8 years
LMAO sparklestar!
Muirnea Muirnea 8 years
Omg, ohhh noooo, my bf totally makes #2 and #4 on the first list!!! And I'm totally allergic to cats, but I do have medicine and pets of my I approve of pets...just not in the bedroom!! Ugg, I hate when his cat is in there with us!! :/ And he leaves his phone on, but I don't think that's so bad. He doesn't answer it or anything. I leave my phone on too, in case someone has an emergency or something. It would be nice to turn them off and have some real romance every once in a while though. :/ And wow, these are some funny responses, lol! :D
aprilmayjune4 aprilmayjune4 8 years
The because he doesn't listen to you and therefore can't get you off it must mean you're broken guy. Talk about a quitter! And I have to admit that sometimes I answer rhetorical questions with serious responses. I can't tell when something is serious or not, unless it's obvious! I'm not dumb; I'm just wired differently.
KadBunny KadBunny 8 years
Yay! The boy toy is none of those. :D Lmao at the site omgosh! Soo colorful..
PiNkY-PiNk PiNkY-PiNk 8 years
ew! sloppy kisses! definitely hate that one.
LadyLiLa83 LadyLiLa83 8 years
The guy who stares at your boobs when talking to you. I've actually pushed heads back up to make eye contact.
Cris1192 Cris1192 8 years
The guy that only thinks about himself if you know what I mean
Mykie7 Mykie7 8 years
Oh my! I'm learning more about some of you than I EVER wanted to! LMAO
Mesayme Mesayme 8 years
Just to be fair, I hate dogs too. But just the two-legged breed. ;)
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
Or the guy who comments on your amazing breasts... during dinner on your first date? I had a few of those guys.
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
How about the guy who asks for kinky stuff like snowballing or S&M... the first time you sleep together?
melizzle melizzle 8 years
aimeeb aimeeb 8 years
Hahahahahaha this was awesome.
sparklestar sparklestar 8 years
What about the guy with ADHD? Who gets distracted and has to stop because he's seen something shiny. I'm not making fun - this seriously happened to me. We didn't date for very long!!
thelorax thelorax 8 years
how about the guy who thrusts enthusiastically...during oral sex?
rellicDragon rellicDragon 8 years
lol hate cats ... specially when they sleep on you ...
Mesayme Mesayme 8 years
O-K. I need to send one of my exes a thank you note. ;) And, I hate cats period.
missyd missyd 8 years
or the guy who constantly wants it "spoon" position because its the least work. Nevermind that he SUX at it
tlsgirl tlsgirl 8 years
LOL at all of these!
bbkf bbkf 8 years
How about the Guy with Sex A.D.D.-- changes positions every two seconds
MsWalton MsWalton 8 years
This posting just made my DAY!! Thanks DearSugar:)
missyd missyd 8 years
:ROTFL: Sparklestar.......!
ThePerfectScore ThePerfectScore 8 years
the worst is the sloppy kisser!!!! I can't date a guy if he can't kiss because it's so important to me.......I like slow sensual kisses so don't suck and nip at my face like a hungry chihuahua.
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