It's a personality contest, it's Darwin's survival of the bitchiest, it's a freakshow, it's Gender 101...whatever "America's Next Top Model" is, it terrifies me, and hence I cannot take my eyes off of it. Mila, the pathologically chipper model you see here was preceded by a model who was forced by Tyra to talk about childhood sexual abuse. Natch, that other model was kicked off, and Mila stayed. Put on your seatbelts, ladies, it's going to be another bumpy ride...
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