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Cheesiest 80's Commercial Ever Made?

Coty's Wild Musk cologne had a tagline that wouldn't fly in today's world: "Use it before you stalk." Yikes. My favorite part of this commercial (aside from the jungle music, cheap movie set, and animal skin costumes) is when the woman licks her lips, touches jungle boy's chest, and he recoils just as the voice over says "quivers." Pure. Cheese.

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