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After Sex Shirt — Hilarious or Horrifying?

The makers of this shirt call it "sexy" and "chic," but I would use the adjectives "large" and "direct" to describe it. Either way, the garment promises to "enhance the glow of a romantic encounter."

At $15, it's not exactly a cheap laugh, but it could make for a silly version of a naughty nightie. Oh and just FYI — it only comes in three sizes: 3XL, 4XL, and 5XL. I guess we don't have to worry about too many people leaving the house wearing this thing.

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Ashenturtle Ashenturtle 7 years
you could probably fit both parties into this thing!
JessRose JessRose 7 years
you know you're a loser when...
Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 7 years
I like it. I'd never wear it in public though. :P
Venus1 Venus1 7 years
Perhaps I'm taking this too seriously? Any woman who wore this out is risking her safety. Maybe it is not made to wear out but there is always a risk.
jazzytummy jazzytummy 7 years
Where's the choice for just plain stupid?
snarkypants snarkypants 7 years
i'm pretty sure anybody who would wear this in public probably has never actually gotten laid.
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 7 years
No, thanks. I'm content wearing just my after sex glow. ;)
Pistil Pistil 7 years
Haha, I didn't even notice the sizes... Sure it's supposed to be a nightie, but even a 3XL would swallow me whole.
Pistil Pistil 7 years
Real romantic... maybe it would make a good gag gift for someone with that sense of humor.
MissSushi MissSushi 7 years
The available sizing is quite odd.
kurniakasih kurniakasih 7 years
It's just a big white t-shirt, if you need to put "After Sex Shirt" wording on it, you can do it yourself and probably the whole thing cost only a fraction of what they're selling for. What a rip-off. LOL.
Gawjuslayd Gawjuslayd 7 years
I love this! I would so wear this shirt to bed after having a funky romp with the bf. If I saw someone wearing this in public, I think I would wonder, where they just came from and what they were doing? 8)
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