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All Signs Point to Obama as Next President

The pollsters can put down the phone, and you can turn off the cable news — Zodiak Vodka already knows who is going to be the next President of the United States, and his name is Barack Obama.

This news is especially funny after some of your astrological comments yesterday — this luxury vodka brand based its prediction on how many times the candidates' astrological signs have prevailed over each others. Obama (Leo) beats out Clinton (Scorpio) and McCain (Virgo). Here's why:

  • Leos (Obama) have won 36 percent of their contests, while Scorpios (Clinton) only won 24 percent. A Leo has never lost to a Scorpio, and Scorpios have the most loses at 16.
  • Virgos (McCain) and Leos (Obama) have never competed head to head, but Leos do enjoy an overall win percentage advantage at 36 percent, compared to Virgos 33 percent.
  • Since the numbers between Virgos and Leos are too close to call, the elements — Earth, Wind, and Fire — were considered. Fire (Obama) has proven to be a historical tie breaker in favor of Fire.

Hey baby. What's your sign?

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Kimpossible Kimpossible 9 years
ROFL love cabaker's post!!!
Jillness Jillness 9 years
Closest thing I could find to a lion is this :meow:
Jillness Jillness 9 years
Unfortch, the only thing I have in common with "leos" are that I have a great mane (the sign of the lion;) )
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
Republicans are sooo crafty....
syako syako 9 years
and cabaker you're :evil: :sneaky-evil: and I'm really glad you're on my team! :hug:
syako syako 9 years
wow a REAL answer! I'm shocked! :jawdrop:
harmonyfrance harmonyfrance 9 years
Wait let me look in my crystal ball. :witch: I predict HILLARY CLINTON!!!! :TREAD:
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
Lets get the word out! Now that we know who the next president will be, we can tell the Obama supporters they are free to stay home on Nov 4th!
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 9 years
I don't know McCain seems like a pretty fierce Virgin.
raciccarone raciccarone 9 years
I guess this is more accurate than exit polls.
bellaressa bellaressa 9 years
Jill you are a leo, stop the lies now. LOL
Jillness Jillness 9 years
My boyfriend is a leo. I was born on a "cusp" so I can pretty much chose which of 2 signs I like best ;)
bellaressa bellaressa 9 years
I am a Leo!
cine_lover cine_lover 9 years
:rotfl: Syako, so true!
syako syako 9 years
liberty that's hilarious. Although I do want to hear ms. harmony's prediction based on astrological signs - though I bet she'll say something like "I know who it will be :raspberry: " and then won't tell us! grr. :rant:
silly3 silly3 9 years
I totally agree Nyrina Windu. I'm keeping my finger's crossed!
Nyrina-Windu Nyrina-Windu 9 years
Yaaaay!!!!! I surely hope he's the next President. Hillary is getting on my last nerve with all that nit picking on the small stuff. She can't even concentrate on real issues anymore.
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