Want to see some of your favorite actresses talk pubic hair, p*ssies, and Hollywood's double standards? Look no further than Amy Schumer's hilarious skit from the Inside Amy Schumer season three premiere. In the bit, Julia Louis-Dreyfus [1] dutifully explains to Amy how the media decides when women reach the day they are not believably f*ckable anymore — a point that men never reach, mind you, while Tina Fey [2] and Patricia Arquette back up her claims. Ice cream chugging, cigar smoking, and feminist magic ensue.