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Astroglide For Mother's Day

Astroglide Wants Mother's Day to Have a Happy Ending

Know what I'm not getting my mom for Mother's Day? Personal lubricant. But just in case you're tempted, Astroglide is here to help mom celebrate womanhood as much as motherhood with tips to ensure Sunday ends on a good note.

Straight from the press release, Astroglide recommends moms find a new scent, shave everywhere, and dance for him (pole optional) and, of course, use Astroglide. I get it thought. It's for moms, not my mom or your mom, but more like dudes with mom friends.

I'm pretty confident the word "mom" conjures up images of people's own mothers 99 percent of the time, though, so I doubt the MILF angle will send Astroglide sales to orbit this weekend.

But there's always Memorial Day!

xgreenfairyx xgreenfairyx 7 years
"Shave everywhere"? How rude...
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
The opportunity was wide open. I just couldn't turn the other cheek. ;)
nancita nancita 7 years
Ha, fuzzles!
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Butt out, Astroglide.
skigurl skigurl 7 years
strangely, the biggest "adult" store in my city had a radio ad out now talking about this big sale for mother's day, and i was wondering who the hell would be going there for a gift...even if, say, i had a baby, and my boyfriend wanted to get me a nice present, i don't think anything sex-related is appropriate for mother's day, regardless of if i'm a mom or not! wait until valentine's day, your anniversary, birthday, next tuesday, whatever...but this is gross!
MissSushi MissSushi 7 years
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