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Austin Powers: The Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger

It's Austin Powers, Baby!

He may be the biggest douche evah, but there's something about Austin Powers that keeps me coming back for more. It sure as hell ain't his oral hygiene, or his Swedish-made penis enlarger (which he denies, denies, denies ever owning), or his insistence on reducing women to infants. It's . . . his middle name. Yeah, baby, yeah!

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