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Average Homeboy Blazin' Hazen

Sexy Beast of the Day: Average Homeboy Blazin' Hazen

A few of you were puzzled yesterday when taking our Valentine's Day giveaway quiz: who the blaze is Blazin' Hazen? Well — long story short — he was a wannabe rapper in 1990 when he made the following demo. He may have already been an Internet sensation by the time we found him, but we like to think of him as our very own. He's a homeboy, def. But "average"? Hardly.

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liltandweave liltandweave 9 years
Ooooh, I think the illustrated graph of "the top" was particularly effective.
liltandweave liltandweave 9 years
Ooooh, I think the illustrated graph of "the top" was particularly effective.
makeupmonkey makeupmonkey 9 years
This guy is AMAZING... i agree with amybdk what's not to love? I particularly enjoy the floating mullet...
amybdk amybdk 9 years
There were so many things I enjoyed about his demo... where do I begin?! I loved the way his mullet floated behind him in the swimming pool. I loved how he had his Chicago Bull's shirt tucked into his basketball shorts. I can't imagine why he never made it big?!
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