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Babies: Evil?

They're cute. They're cuddly. They're a joyous fact of life, right? Some scientists think otherwise. They've theorized that babies are actually "distractions" placed on this planet to keep all of us occupied, irritated, and vulnerable to alien attack. Could it be true? The Kensington Report investigates.

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lorenashley lorenashley 9 years
aww! i want a :BABY:
JennaV JennaV 9 years
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audreystar audreystar 9 years
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anaisethenry anaisethenry 9 years
This was pretty silly funny... love it!
JessNess JessNess 9 years
ESP mind rays :rotfl: This sounds like something Tom Cruise would fund :rotfl:
mandykw mandykw 9 years
:ROTFL: I love these Kensington reports!
ekdkdk1 ekdkdk1 9 years
Curing cancer has gotten boring, because we haven't done it yet...hehe. :O 6 year old mothers are in our future.
Emma Emma 9 years
omg dat guy was hot
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