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I Stayed in The Bachelor Fantasy Suite, and This Is What Happened

Bad Porn Intro

Porn Intro Could Use Some Reworking

And by "reworking," I mean the elimination of all attempts at narrative, acting, or any pretense that this "professor meets Hungarian immigrant" porn is about anything but meaningless, grim sex. I say, less bad acting, more shtupping!

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rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
... That is so bad that I think only three dots will do.
soapbox soapbox 9 years
What in the world is on her feet?
MandeeLei MandeeLei 9 years
What the hell? He leaves her outside randomly to I guess take a tour of his backyard alone, while sniffing leaves of course. Not to mention those beastly shoes she's wearing.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
:rotfl: I can't stop laughing! That was awesome!
luminousfae luminousfae 9 years
HAHAHA! That is AWESOME! And by awesome I mean terribly cheesy.
Beaner Beaner 9 years
Are you sure this is even a porn? Geez!
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
You can't blame them, anybody involved in porn doesn't know anything about real relationships.
elephantheart elephantheart 9 years
OMG. I think I'd be more freaked out by that second snake. What a crappy come on line!
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