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Bad Vampire Men: Why Are They So Hot?

I love Sarah Haskins. She's reminding all of us crazy ladies who are in love with Edward Cullen/Rob Pattinson from Twilight that the dude is basically the classic bad boy, only, he's got fangs. "What if I'm not the hero," Edward asks Bella, "What if I'm the bad guy?" "Then I will totally sleep with you!" Sarah responds. So true, so true. (Make sure you watch until the end when one of Sarah's writers does a dramatic reading. Freaking hilarious, and he kinda looks like Pattinson, too!)

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edwardnbella4evr edwardnbella4evr 8 years
I LOVE TWILIGHT!!!!!!! IT"S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD CULLEN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 8 years
those books are akin to "dick and jane" for vampire lovers. I couldnt stand them. cheesy cheesy cheesy
reesiecup reesiecup 8 years
I'm scared the rest of the cast for the movies will refuse to do the 4th book due to the mania. I guess we'll see what happens with that!
SKC-Sparkle SKC-Sparkle 8 years
The video was HILARIOUS! I know the Twilight-mania is insane and illogical, but I still love the books!
puddlesworth puddlesworth 8 years
You rock Foofie.
Seitan Seitan 8 years
Great video, hilarious and true.
Foofie Foofie 8 years
I loathe Robert Patterson ... He totally emo wussified the vampire legend. He deserves to be beaten
c-a-t-h c-a-t-h 8 years
bethinabox bethinabox 8 years
Omg, I love Sarah Haskins! So funny.
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