What you saw:
Des: "I thought all of the girls would be cordial."
Chris: "So you've never seen the show?"
What you didn't see:
"It would have been the world's longest Eskimo kiss."
— If it had been Selma instead of Lesley on the world record kissing date.
Chris: "You have been linked to the kissing bandit himself, Arie."
Selma: "No comment."
Chris: "The blush on your cheeks is comment enough."
"Why you should suffer through this for giving [I don't know]."
— To WTA audience members invited for donating to charities.
"And now you know why I'm not on American Idol."
— After singing happy birthday to a 13-year-old girl in the audience.
"A lifetime worth of gems came out of that."
— On the confrontation between AshLee and Tierra.
"Lesley's shooting daggers at me with her eyes."
— Before letting the rest of the women weigh in after his interview with Tierra.
"I'm not hurt. The show's probably going to go on."
— In response to Tierra saying she's not a fan of The Bachelor.
Des: "I never pictured myself on a reality TV show."
Chris: "Nor did I."
"I said no shirt."
— When Sean came on stage.