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The Biggest Parking Attendant Ever!

Please, for the sake of your vehicle, don't park in the giant elephant seal zone because this particular parking attendant gives citations in the form of car crushing belly blows. One small step for public transportation, one giant leap (or slam?) for seal-kind.

Thanks, Web Junk TV!

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kiwitwist kiwitwist 10 years
Good for the seal!!! hehehehe
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
Sometimes I wish I could go all elephant seal on cars that don't know how to park. I know how he feels.
Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 10 years
Me too, he's sooooo cute. He's all sassy- get that ugly car outta my pad!
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 10 years
Aw he's a giant cutie! I like him, he's a Seal with attitude!
XDeexDeeX XDeexDeeX 10 years
Wooooow. That's creepy.
SU3 SU3 10 years
Those nostrils! AW... don't park in his zone!!
mandykw mandykw 10 years
holy crap that thing is huuuuge!!
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