Blanche may have been the sassy Southerner, but she was also butt of lots of jokes. Playing off Rose's daftness, Dorothy's sarcasm, and Sophia's, well, Sophianess, Rue made Blanche pop culture's most beloved cougar/GILF. Some say the original Samantha Jones!
Rose: We should put out the Welcome mat.
Blanche: We don't have a Welcome mat.
Rose: What about the one Dorothy always says is at the foot of your bed?
Blanche: Oh, I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Ahh, you're first kiss was in the rain.
Blanche: No, it was in the shower.
Blanche: I threw my back out in aerobics class, you see . . .
Dorothy's son: You don't have to explain, my mother's told me all about you.
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a long, hot, steamy bath, with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?
Blanche: Rose, I refuse to believe you have ever read a scientific journal!
Rose: Believe what you want! See if I care! Hypersexual b*tch.
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Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?
Blanche: Well, no. I paid with nature's credit card.
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
Rose: Is it possible to be in love with two men at the same time?
Blanche: Well, let's set the scene . . . have we been drinking?
Blanche: Why are you insulting me?
Sophia: It's a defense mechanism. I guess it's to hide my feelings when I'm deeply upset.
Blanche: Oh, well I understand. In that case, I won't take it personally.
Sophia: Thanks, you human mattress.
Blanche: I am abhorred!
Sophia: We know what you are, Blanche, I'm glad to hear you finally admitting it.
Blanche: Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell B.E.D.?
What was your favorite Blanche moment?