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This or That: Blow Out or Blow to the Head?

The sex with your new boyfriend has been amazing. You guys have the kind of chemistry you thought only existed in movies. But during a fairly animated and exciting romp, things seem to get out of hand. Would it be worse if . . .

This: In the excitement of the moment, you just couldn’t control yourself and you let an embarrassingly loud bit of gas pass? He laughs in a way that makes you feel like it’s at you not with you.

Or . . .

That: Trying to be sexy, you manage to elbow him right in the temple so hard the he passes out? Although he’s only out for a few moments, you’ll never forget the expression on his face as he comes to.


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calli-gurl calli-gurl 8 years
i dont think that a fart would be that embarrassing. we didnt do it yet but we do fart a lot with each other. its really fun and comfortable and everything. lol
missluckygenes missluckygenes 8 years
ill take knocking him out for a sec over a gross bodily function that you wont even do in public. most decent guys would be able to laugh about and even feel good about the sex being so great that she accidentally knocked his head with her arm. way less embarrassing/ weird and so much sexiness is still there by accidentally arm knocking, versus how a sexual moment can turn downright nauseating, due to the fact that one of the least sexy actions, albeit accidentally, occurred during one of the most intimate, personal acts you can do w your boyfriend.
AujahAcorn AujahAcorn 8 years
I would much rather pass gas. Any relationship I am in, if he can't handle a lil tut then its a no go. btw, I have never passed gas during sex but if I did my bf and I would be cracking up!!
sparklestar sparklestar 8 years
A few minutes?! Anything more than 30 seconds is generally pretty bad...
Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 8 years
I fart in front of my boyfriend all the time. So thats no huge issue. I think knocking someone out would be worse though. I did knock an ex out before, he was cool with it but I was crapping myself for a few mins before he came to.
georgie2 georgie2 8 years
Farting happens sooner or later, but the knocking out would be a pretty much one-off, it'd make a much more memorable story!
sparklestar sparklestar 8 years
I'd fart in front of him! We're at the "farting" stage of the relationship and a few "varts" have come out before now... I'd freak out if I knocked him out for a few moments. Argh!
sundaygreen sundaygreen 8 years
I'd rather knock him out with my elbow than with my gas.
jessie jessie 8 years
wow....:ponder:...i've accidently let one loose before while have sex..:smelly:...and i was soooo embarressed!! but he told me that it was okay..its a normal body function..get over and lets continue! but i'd still would rather have him knocked out for a minute...then at least i could tell him he was so good i couldn't control myself..sorry baby!
lms lms 8 years
I would prefer to pass gas than to knock him out. IMO it has to happen eventually...why not get it out of the way. When I was first dating my husband I used to have to hold them in forever. Eventually after we had exchanged "I love you's" I let one go. I told him it was that it was b/c I loved him and that is why I was comfortable enough to do that. His response was that he wished I didn't love him so much. Oh well...we have been together for 15 years now so he got over it.
seraphimm seraphimm 8 years
OMG this happened to me just yesterday!! except it wasn't that type of fart. I experienced my first QUIF last night. !@#$%^ boyfriend thought it was HILARIOUS. I was so embarrassed!!!! I'm scared it'll happen again because it's not like a regular fart.. it's uncontrollable! HAHA
lauraxtc lauraxtc 8 years
I rather elbow him than fart infront of him! OMG!!! That would be embarrassing. I haven't got there with the guy I am seeing. lol. and I hope he breaks the ice before I do. Im scared though, knowing me....
g1amourpuss g1amourpuss 8 years
My husband f@rted (god I hate that word) one time right when he was cumming.. We were going at it sideways from behind, so his leg was in a really weird position. He laughed so hard about it! I wasn't even going to make a big of a deal about it. He still thinks it's hilarious. I probably would had just forgot about it, but he still brings it up. It was when we first got together, weren't even living together yet too. Thank god it was HIM, not me. An exgirlfriend did that one time too right when we were about to kiss and get started. Awkward! I just ignored it.
bchicgrl bchicgrl 8 years
Wow nikko, that's like Tarzan and Jane, he knocks her out and drags her away but just in reverse. I'm with some of the others, I'd much rather knock him out accidentally then gross him by farting during sex.
NikkoBlues NikkoBlues 8 years
I have knocked my husband out. Actually, my ceiling did. :oops: Circa 1997 when I was living in Philly and we'd just started exclusively dating, he came up to stay for the weekend. My bedroom had a very sloped hard ceiling. We were goofing around as he was trying to pack his bag. He slid off my platform bed, immediately tried to stand upright and cracked his melon on the ceiling. It momentarily knocked him out. He actually drove from Philly to southern Maryland with a concussion. He ended up having to go to the hospital in Maryland to get checked out. He obviously forgave me. He proposed a few months later and we got married in 2000. This October will be eight years.
CoMMember13630786602261 CoMMember13630786602261 8 years
I think letting one rip right in the middle would be way more horrifying! Knocking him out would be embarassing too, but atleast it would probably be something you could laugh at after the fact. Like someone else said, Id rather knock him out than gross him out!
platinum89 platinum89 8 years
i would rather knock him out, unless the passing of gas was silent... i'm clumsy as it is so it would probably happen to me... i also tend to avoid gasy foods when i know i'll be seeing my boyfriend
JaimeLeah526 JaimeLeah526 8 years
Knocking him out would be much worse. Passing gas is totally normal even though it's embarrassing. Knocking someone out even on accident is something he'll probably never experience again but there will always be another woman who will fart in front of him.
tyffi tyffi 8 years
I think the knocking out is worse. Because, that's *not* natural...
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
I would rather knock him out then totally gross him out. The knocking out could be a funny story to tell your kids some day the farting.. well.. that would be a funny story for him to tell his buddies the next day while picking up a different chick at the bar.
trish0683 trish0683 8 years
I don't want to admit that I've been in both positions (not at the same time)! While on vacation with my boyfriend we were getting a little wild in the hotel room and i ended up hitting my head on the nightstand. I didn't pass out, but I did have a big bleeding gash in the back of my head. I think it's worse when someone gets physically hurt, because if you are comfortable in your relationship, then the other one isn't too bad.
skigurl skigurl 8 years
i cannot vote! i honestly cannot vote on this! both would be HORRIFYING. i cannot choose! this has never happened!
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