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Book of the Day: How To Spot A Bastard By His Star Sign

The thing I love about How To Spot A Bastard By His Star Sign (besides the fact that it's hilarious) is that the authors just assume all men are bastards from the get-go. It's not like they're saying, Cancers are sweet and Scorpios are bastards. (Obvs, it's tongue-in-cheek.) If you follow astrology, it's also quite "accurate." Sample: "The Virgo bastard combines the vivaciousness of a reading lamp and the generosity of Scrooge (pre-ghostly visits) with the social graces of a serial killer. If you're looking for a man no other woman will ever want to steal, you've finally found him." Hahaha! (True story: I was reading this in a bookstore and laughing my ass off. This dude tried to strike up a conversation with me by saying, "Whatever that is you're reading--it must be funny." The look on his face when I showed him the title was priceless...)

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poojaice poojaice 9 years
Oh my god! Where do you find these things? =))
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
:ROTFL: of the image of that guy in the book shop :ROTFL:
mboots29 mboots29 9 years
I love the book!
Jennifer_2sugar Jennifer_2sugar 9 years
Amen :oy:
junebrug junebrug 9 years
Sounds great, I was laughing at the part you quoted.
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 9 years
Lol I have that book! I thought it was really well written and the comments about each sign are so funny.
flippy flippy 9 years
love it! the adventures of giggle continue.
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